I might have a little problem.

rachberryxoxo:

I could help you fix it.

I’m sure you can.

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I might have a little problem.

Anyone want to help me fix it?

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby’s breathe,

rachberryxoxo:

Have fun with Klaus.

I’ll be sure to.

(Source: cassidycarlyle)

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby’s breathe,

rachberryxoxo:

I’m always right.

That you are.

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Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby’s breathe,

rachberryxoxo:

I’m sure Klaus will survive.

You’re probably right.

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Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby’s breathe,

alphaklausmikaelson:

Luckily for you, I don’t think she has achieved that level of insanity yet. Even for her. Regardless, I didn’t think you needed an excuse to down every bottle of liquor.

Lucky for me. As for needing an excuse… I don’t need one, having one usually makes for a lot less female wrath.

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Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby’s breathe,

rachberryxoxo:

Lucky for you I don’t plan on doing that.

Good. Because there’s only so much a man can withstand. Just ask Klaus.

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Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby’s breathe,

rachberryxoxo:

You are talking about me here, I will probably go past psycho bridezella. I guess you will have to endure it since you want to avoid the bridezella stuff.

If you plan on boycotting sex like Barbie, I’m walking. That’s all I’m telling you.

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Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby’s breathe,

alphaklausmikaelson:

Welcome to the world of the whipped and the damned.

If she pulls the boycott, I’m downing an entire bar’s worth.

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