no light, no light in your bright blue eyes

I might have a little problem.

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 21:49:20 -0700

rachberryxoxo:

I could help you fix it.

I’m sure you can.

I might have a little problem.

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 16:49:26 -0700

Anyone want to help me fix it?

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 21:09:31 -0700

rachberryxoxo:

Have fun with Klaus.

I’ll be sure to.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:55:14 -0700

rachberryxoxo:

I’m always right.

That you are.

Photo

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:51:00 -0700

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:46:31 -0700

rachberryxoxo:

I’m sure Klaus will survive.

You’re probably right.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:43:40 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

Luckily for you, I don’t think she has achieved that level of insanity yet. Even for her. Regardless, I didn’t think you needed an excuse to down every bottle of liquor.

Lucky for me. As for needing an excuse… I don’t need one, having one usually makes for a lot less female wrath.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:41:44 -0700

rachberryxoxo:

Lucky for you I don’t plan on doing that.

Good. Because there’s only so much a man can withstand. Just ask Klaus.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:31:29 -0700

rachberryxoxo:

You are talking about me here, I will probably go past psycho bridezella. I guess you will have to endure it since you want to avoid the bridezella stuff.

If you plan on boycotting sex like Barbie, I’m walking. That’s all I’m telling you.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:30:35 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

Welcome to the world of the whipped and the damned.

If she pulls the boycott, I’m downing an entire bar’s worth.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:23:19 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

And considering your 5”1 bottle of show tunes is ranting off about her warlock lover, I anticipate you’ll want one as well.

I’ll take the bottle.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:21:07 -0700

rachberryxoxo:

I’ll just get Sebastian to endure it then.

If you’re going to go psycho bridezilla alongside Barbie… I’m going to have to endure you alongside the walking meerkat.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:19:15 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

I need a drink. Or five.

Five. Five is good.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:06:47 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

She boycotted me from sex. I shall perish due to blue balls, for heaven’s sake.

Ouch. Barbie has officially flown past the bridezilla stage and gone straight to terrorist.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:00:58 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

How I wish I could be in your position right now.

Try not to lose your balls completely before the wedding happens.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:47:40 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

You and I both know our women working together leads to two things: endless nights of badgering over frivolous things and a quick reduction in sex.

Hence the avoidance. The sex is going to fly out the window and I’m not going to be dragged into trying on tuxedos and testing out wines and cakes with the chicks.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:37:10 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

You do realize that there’s a 99% probability that Rachel will be her maid of honor, thus you, by proxy, will have to suffer the similar stress I am currently enduring.

No one will suffer as much as the groom. That and maybe the bridesmaid, so I’ll be sure to avoid that one for a good while.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:21:35 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

Typically, she’s level-headed. But it appears that this wedding has brought out the “Bridezilla” in her.

Weddings bring out the psycho case in every female. Level-headed or not.

Pretending to listen to Quinn drone on and on about Vera Wang and baby's breathe,

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:14:00 -0700

alphaklausmikaelson:

Has grown rather tedious. As much as I adore her, there’s only so much a man can take.

You signed your own death sentence. The hard part hasn’t even begun.

I can't believe I slept so long

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:21:44 -0700

rachberryxoxo:

If you say so Salvatore.

Believe what you want, Berry.